Aku Wanita Biasa

Aku urang Sarawak, tapi bukan urang Kuching..

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Aku urang Sarawak tapi bukan urang Kuching...berjantinakan perempuan sejak dilahirkan..suka bloya..suka ngerepak..mun ko rs bes..joinla blog aku...sbb Aku Wanita Biasa yg suka berblog juak.

About Me

I'm a Sarawakian but does not originate from Kuching...a female since i was born..a talkative and loves to babble a lot..if u think u r det great..do join my blog..because i'm juz an Ordinary Woman, who also likes to blog.

IT WAS ROUGH!!!

Heyyaaa.....Salaammmm to all...i'm back from my not so a vacation's vacation...i wont be blurting out the details of my trip to KL...though i'm extremely delighted to type bout it...but i guess..let the trip remain my secret and d only thing i want to post in my entry today is about the airline i used.WHAT??!!AIRLINE?...yeahh i know it sounds boring....but i still want to xpress my feeling about my flight xperience..."halooo!Aku Wanita Biasa,YOU NEVER USE A FLIGHT BEFORE?"....yeah..yeahh...it wasnt my first time but still i want to share this not so tremendous experiece..please keep reading...
Basically i'm posting bout the airline due to the experiences i've been thru recently...have you experience a terrible landing xperience?..honestly speaking...i'd nvr felt scared during take off or landing...but last Friday i freak out during landing in KLIA thanks to the unknown pilot...Everyone on board (i dunno bout the steward/stewardess) thought the flight gonna turn upside down during the touch down..IT WAS A ROUGH LANDING!!!..i even hold the chair in front off me to even my self and everyone start to make noises showing their panic faces (including me!)...
Thank God Syukur Alhamdulillah i'm still alive to type bout that xperience..after the rough and shaky
The Perfect Pilot-->
landing..few were able to smile and joke around: "Pilot ni masih lesen P ka?"...alahaiii.....siapala pilot hari itew....That was the worst landing ever in my flight experience...i'd nvr felt that scared even when i first used the youngest airlines in Malaysia...well Malaysia Airlines..you shud do sumting because i rili like using u as my default air transportation though ur price are much2 higher...how could the older airline make that mistake?...not forget to mention..the pilot didnt even says sorry to the passenger on board..people had been paying for a higer price juz for 1 reason which is BETTER SERVICE!And if safe landing is not a service...then everyone shud buy their own parachute to land whenever they want!

Does anyone had xperience the same feeling bout the take off/landing using both our contending air transportation?...share with me...we'll c if it was only a bad day for me... or the landing/take off on both airlines are totally different!

Footnote:
Aku Wanita Biasa had been travelling various size of air transportation from helicopter, Twin-Otter, Fokker, Airbus and even the largest Boeing in Bussiness Class.

Attention to...

Attention to all passengers of Malaysia Airlines...
This is to annouce your Blogger Aku Wanita Biasa will be boarding on our flight tonight
Heading to Kuala Lumpur for 3 days..
If you need any assist..please proceed to other Blogger to help you.
Thank you and have a pleasant flight!
MH is Malaysian Hospitality..


Tips Untuk Wanita Pertama Kali Melakukan'nya' ...

Hmmm...hari ini aku nk kongsi ckit tips kepada para wanita yg separuh single mcm aku ni....mungkin topik ini agak 'panas' sedikit tetapi aku rs terpanggil utk berkongsi satu tips yg aku dpt dr sebuah blog(aku lupe nk save link blog tu..sorry tuan punya blog)....tips ni mungkin berguna utk kita di masa akan dtg...hmmm....tips ketika pertama kali melakukan......ehemm.....sila teruskan membaca...

Mungkin bagi wanita yg pertama kali melakukan'nya' atau ingin melakukan'nya' kelak....pasti akan berasa cemaas dan gemuruh...bermacam-macam imaginasi mula menari tarian hawaii ataupun dangdut dikepala kita...tetapi..diharap tips yg aku kongsikan di bawah boleh membantu kita sedikit sebanyak....


  1. Berbaringlah dengan tenang, meskipun Anda pasti akan merasa tegang dan gementar.  
  2. Dia akan mendekati diri Anda dan bertanyakan apakah Anda takut. Kalau dia bertanya demikian, gelengkanlah kepala Anda dengan penuh keberanian.
  3. Lalu dia akan mulai memasukan "Perkakas"-nya. Mungkin suhu badan Anda akan meningkat. Tapi tenang saja, kerana dia akan melakukannya dengan perlahan.
  4. Dia akan memandang mata Anda dalam- dalam, dan meminta Anda untuk percaya padanya. Jangan khuatir, dia sudah berpengalaman dalam hal ini.  
  5. Senyumnya yang menawan akan membuat Anda sedikit rilek, dan dia akan meminta Anda untuk membuka lebih lebar agar dia dapat masuk dengan mudah. Saat ini mungkin Anda akan memintanya agar melakukan apa yang ingin dia lakukan dengan cepat. Tapi dia tak mau terburu-buru. Dia tidak ingin Anda kesakitan.
  6. Dia juga akan bertanyakan kalau- kalau Anda merasa sakit. Meskipun berlinang air mata, tetaplah gelengkan kepala Anda, dan meminta dia untuk meneruskannya. Pada saat ini mungkin Anda juga akan merasa sedikit mati rasa.
  7. Setelah beberapa saat, Anda akan merasakan suatu kelegaan yang luar biasa, dan dia akan menarik "Perkakas"- nya keluar. Dia akan tersenyum hangat, dan memuji betapa hebatnya Anda...
  8. Tersenyumlah sepuas-puasnya, Kerana bagaimanapun juga, ini adalah pengalaman pertama Anda yaitu.....

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'MENCABUT GIGI'

Wahahahahaha....korang ingat aku nk bg tips tentang apa haaa?..baik ngaku sekarang...hahahaha..jangan marahhh...


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Sekian, Terima Kasih...


Aren't those cats comel?..
 

different paths

college campus lawn

wires in front of sky

aerial perspective

clouds

clouds over the highway

The Poultney Inn

apartment for rent